pussydrunkfyodor

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hello!! you! yes - you! if you're reading this, you are invited to my huge birthday bash!! the one requirement for the party? you need a date! but do not fret - i am a fantastic matchmaker :) keep reading to find out how you can have the time of your life and secure a sexy lover all in the same night!

you will receive: a matchup, a few sentences about the shenanigans you two get into together, and what song from my party playlist you shake your ass hardest to!

requirements:

♡ must be following me!!

♡ must be 18 or older - i will be checking! no blank blogs either.

♡ rb this post!

♡ send me an ask with:

➸ either 1-3 photos or picrews of you (will not be posted)
➸ what you're wearing to the party (dress code: as extravagant and fun as possible)
➸ what present you're bringing
➸ a fun fact about you/any random info you want!
➸ what fandom you want a matchup from
gender preference
➸ any characters you do not want to be matched with

♡ must be off anon so i can tag you in the post - sorry!! again, the pics will not be posted!

♡ mutuals can request 2 matches, followers can request 1

fandoms to choose from: bungo stray dogs, blue lock, jujutsu kaisen

♡ i'll likely choose between 10-15 people - block #birthday bash matches if you don't want to see the posts!


let's get this party started!!!!!!!

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rattyarts:
““I just reimagined my first OC, she is Gorgon/Corn hybrid, omnivorous, studying to be a botanist, moonlighting as a singer in a bar, snake on the end is is not poisonous and does not have its own mind. She can use her wool as hammerspace,...

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I just reimagined my first OC, she is Gorgon/Corn hybrid, omnivorous, studying to be a botanist, moonlighting as a singer in a bar, snake on the end is is not poisonous and does not have its own mind. She can use her wool as hammerspace, she can put many items here, but if her wool trimmed, burned and most part heavly  damaged all items fall off ground, but it is safe to wash or have shower. Her name is Blackie.

A sheeps!! Looove the hammerspace wool thing, that’s such a fun idea!

rattyarts:
““ heres a leo from my moirail and i’s setting (

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heres a leo from my moirail and i’s setting (<- context for benifit of audience, i dont want to be weird/dumb considering we already discussed this in dms), unit 1303456787/2533745675, aka leo. hes a highly defective whitetail (the highest ranks of ghalnians and those who have elements, similar to draco-morphiads) with no honor. he was abandoned by his squad on some random planet after he got fucked up by its inhabitants, including having most of his tail torn off and his mask’s innards getting irreprably broken, leaving it nonfunctional.

eventually he was picked up by a winter fae named margret and the rest is more or less history. apologies if me assigning a whole story to this leo was bad

fyi blanche is a tox/ghalnian hybrid, shuck is an anon (the elf bros are too) and i cannot, for the LIFE OF ME figure out what to place sugarbeans as (you can check under the ‘benry’ and 'diceLibrarian’ categories on the wiki for a good fit if you want but you dont have to)

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Previously in the empty Leo void

rattyarts:
““Eggemon! Gonna draw them all!
Sugarbeans as Aromatisse, because they are bird like (who cannot fly), pink, fluffy, cute, with paws as legs
P.S. Forgot to mention, that in this AU Leo loves Liechi berries and have a few clothes with...

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Eggemon! Gonna draw them all!

Sugarbeans as Aromatisse, because they are bird like (who cannot fly), pink, fluffy, cute, with paws as legs

P.S. Forgot to mention, that in this AU Leo loves Liechi berries and have a few clothes with drawings of them.

Oh these are FANTASTIC! This and the Leo one are so good and honestly way better than my ideas for poke-versions of these two (Wigglytuff SB and Trumbeak Leo)

rattyarts:
““Pokemon Edgeworld AU - Edgemon!
Leopold as Beautifly.
Why? Because:
1. Bug with wings, that can drink blood and nectar with it’s long mouth;
2. Pokedex says Beautifly is aggressive;
3. They are completely monochrome, exept eyes and some...

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Pokemon Edgeworld AU - Edgemon!

Leopold as Beautifly.

Why? Because:

1. Bug with wings, that can drink blood and nectar with it’s long mouth;

2. Pokedex says Beautifly is aggressive;

3. They are completely monochrome, exept eyes and some bits on wings.

In this AU Leo still won’t drink blood and still will disgusted even at the mention of drinking. Still loses his wings (the picture shows the wings as they were). Doesn’t have tatoos, as it is more realistic. STILL angry, depressive, alcogolic, murder-man.

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rattyarts:
““Where do the milk and sausages come from? How about get them from trees!
Introducing: Milk tree (based on real tree Brosimum utile or Milk tree), Sausage tree (based on real tree Kigelia or Sausage tree), and simple bush of...

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Where do the milk and sausages come from? How about get them from trees!
Introducing: Milk tree (based on real tree Brosimum utile or Milk tree), Sausage tree (based on real tree Kigelia or Sausage tree), and simple bush of Crabberries.

Milk tree is a plump pink tree with black brush-like flowers and black and white leaves. To get milk you need to make an incision and put a bucket on the ground so that the milk flows there (like getting a Maple syrup or Birch sap).

Sausage tree is skinny tree with pink stripes, red and white flowers (that looks, smells and taste like raw meat, pollinated by flies), various sausages grows on them like bananas.

Crabberries are bush with berries, that looks like crab claws and have a white sweetish pulp.

Sometimes you just gotta milk a tree!

rattyarts:
““Rainbow sauce tree! How about that!
To get the sauce, the tree must be under sunlight (and no other light) or there will flow a thick, tasteless liquid instead of sauce (you get the sauce from cut like birch sap or maple syrup).
If it...

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Rainbow sauce tree! How about that!

To get the sauce, the tree must be under sunlight (and no other light) or there will flow a thick, tasteless liquid instead of sauce (you get the sauce from cut like birch sap or maple syrup).

If it rains (and no other water resources) blue fruit with seeds in the form of a drop will appear (they used and eaten like dragon fruit).

This one’s really fun too! I appreciate these little lore submissions a lot.

rattyarts:
““Species themed food and drinks (idk if I should make them as menu in popular cafe there TeeDee works or this is brand food and drinks):
Minotaur’s paws nuggets with rainbow sauce, Drager (dragon burger, spicy!), spicy Phoenix drink (the...

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Species themed food and drinks (idk if I should make them as menu in popular cafe there TeeDee works or this is brand food and drinks):

Minotaur’s paws nuggets with rainbow sauce, Drager (dragon burger, spicy!), spicy Phoenix drink (the drink is ignited and drunk through a straw), watermelon juice and pumpkin liqueur, poured in layers (Vampire), Lolycorn (Corn), mint Mandrake ice-cream, Animimic cupcake, Copyrat soda water in bottle, Lindworm long gum, Therewoof pie, Buggiemen cookies, Imp hotdog , Selkie/Swan maiden candy, Mousefly cake, Nyaga ice-cream cone, Merple canned  soup, Brook horse beer, Kitsune cheese snackies, Cockatrice round bun covered with coconut with chocolate beak, Elf milkshake with whipped cream and edible glitter, Basilisk Cola, Hoppit bottled ice tea, Griffin cake, Gorgon lolypop (sour).

THESE ARE SO COOL, they’re giving me some serious Neopets vibes and I mean that in the best way possible. I honestly hadn’t even thought about making food items for this setting, I love these!